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I want to be like water. I want to slip through your fingers, but hold up a ship.

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

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callmeoutis:

armorgan66:

hints-of-sarcasm:

There needs to be a phrase for “I acknowledge your apology and appreciate it but it does not make things better.” instead of just saying “It’s okay.” all the time. 

I recognize the council has made an apology, but given that it is a stupid ass apology, I have elected to ignore it.

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thank you director fury

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intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

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forever:

my new favorite holiday is valentines day bc of these being all over tumblr

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taco-bell-rey:

"I loved them before they got popular"

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(Source: taco-bell-rey, via legalmexican)